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- July 1, 2020We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. The pants may not look…
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- July 1, 2020"My Mom (and/or Dad) fought at the Battle of (Yavin/Hoth/Endor) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" "Have you…
- May 26, 2020My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student I survived the Battle of Endor Palpatine, save me from your…
- May 26, 2020ARIES (March 21 - April 19)Star Wars Character : The Emperor The Emperor has demonstrated his liking to inflict pain…
- May 26, 2020I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably…
- May 26, 2020Penis breath, a lover's dreadIs what you get when you give headUnpleasant as it tends to beBe grateful that he…
- May 26, 2020If the statement is true add the points in parenthesis to your score.Scoring is given at the bottom of the…
- May 26, 2020A long, long time ago…I can still remember howComputers used to make me smile.And I knew if I had my…
- May 21, 2020One-Point Gags · Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.· In the middle of a meeting,…