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  • Everything I’ve ever learned, I learned from Star Wars

    July 1, 2020
    Never trust men in dark helmets.It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.When all…
  • Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word “Pants” for key words

    July 1, 2020
    We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. The pants may not look…
  • DEATH STAR = DEATH TRAP

    July 1, 2020
    For all the yipping Admiral Motti does about his station being the "ultimate power in the universe," certain aspects of…
  • Why the Chicken Crossed the Road… In the Words of the Star Wars Characters

    July 1, 2020
    YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great. VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark…
  • T-Shirts in the Star Wars Universe

    July 1, 2020
    "My Mom (and/or Dad) fought at the Battle of (Yavin/Hoth/Endor) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" "Have you…
  • Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe

    May 26, 2020
    My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student I survived the Battle of Endor Palpatine, save me from your…
  • Star Wars Astrology

    May 26, 2020
    ARIES (March 21 - April 19)Star Wars Character : The Emperor The Emperor has demonstrated his liking to inflict pain…
  • Dis Letter

    May 26, 2020
    I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably…
  • Oral Sex – An Ode To Love

    May 26, 2020
    Penis breath, a lover's dreadIs what you get when you give headUnpleasant as it tends to beBe grateful that he…
  • Ghetto Test

    May 26, 2020
    If the statement is true add the points in parenthesis to your score.Scoring is given at the bottom of the…
  • Millennium Pie (original work by Don McLean, American Pie)

    May 26, 2020
    A long, long time ago…I can still remember howComputers used to make me smile.And I knew if I had my…
  • Stupid Tricks For Points

    May 21, 2020
    One-Point Gags · Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.· In the middle of a meeting,…
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