Jokes Category: Dirty Jokes

Sexual Star Wars Trilogy Lines

A New Hope ‘She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.’ ‘Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!’ ‘Look at the size of that thing!’ ‘Sorry about the mess…’ ‘You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.’ ‘Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?’ ‘You’ve

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Dirty One Liners

Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?A. Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx….) Q. But do you know what 6.9 is?A. A good thing screwed up by a period. Q. Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A. It changes their blood type. Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man

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