Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A. They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador.
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A. You only have to teach them to take off.
Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A. B-52…F-16…B-2.
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird?
A: Duck.
Never trust men in dark helmets. It really isn’t necessary to be fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. When all else fails….jump! Sometimes, you’ve just gotta do something that seems totally suicidal. If you are a young hero, nothing can kill you. Always check the background of people you want to get intimately
We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. The pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts. I find your lack of pants disturbing. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it. Han will have those
For all the yipping Admiral Motti does about his station being the “ultimate power in the universe,” certain aspects of the Death Star’s construction leave a lot to be desired. Indeed, on several occasions the Death Star’s sinister engineers seemingly made it one of their design specifications to make things as dangerous as possible. Consider
YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great. VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side. LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is…. totally different. LUKE: I want to follow the ways of the chicken and cross the road like my father. LEIA: I don’t know… but I
“My Mom (and/or Dad) fought at the Battle of (Yavin/Hoth/Endor) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” “Have you hugged a wookie today?” “I’m with stupid” (With arrow pointing to Jabba) “My astromech went to the Death Star and all I got were the lousy Technical Schematics” “Emperor’s slugs need love too”
My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student I survived the Battle of Endor Palpatine, save me from your followers My other starship is an SSD Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon Jedi Master on board — please fly carefully Support your local stormtrooper — buy Imperial Max Rebo Tour ’99 [or whatever year it is]