Jokes Category: Star Wars Jokes

Top 10 Hobbies of Darth Vader

10) Making prank “heavy breathing” phone calls. 9) Sneaking up behind Star Destroyer crew members, covering their eyes, and demanding “Guess who?”. 8) Practicing throwing Palpatine doll down pits. 7) Genealogy. 6) Using the force to learn to juggle. 5) Mortal Kombat 5436. 4) Using mind-reading ability to win at Battleship. 3) Late nights with

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You know you’re a Star Wars geek when…

When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with the Force. When you get jealous of Luke because his light saber is double the size of yours. You found this page with intentions of locating the Star Wars “greek” club. You would love to have Frank Oz stick his hand

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