10) MTV actually played videos in the 80’s. 9) There were only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (white with a red swish), and they didn’t cost $125. 8) A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through your nose. 7) In the 80’s playing video games actually
He saved Luke’s life about a bazillion times He’s cool He helped destroy 3, count em’, 3 Death Stars (Read the books!) He eats TIE fighters for breakfast He’s cool He has that stylish orange flight jump suit “Look at the size of that thing!” He’s cool He can topple an AT-AT in his sleep
10). In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on “stun.” 9). The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with just R2-D2 and a Wookie. 8). After resisting the Imperial torture
10). Storm-troopers are the Empire’s first line of defense. 9). All ships and installations are built around a “main reactor.” 8). Exhaust ports are big enough for proton torpedoes and always lead to the “main reactor”. 7). TIE Fighters have no shields. 6). The Emperor’s best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding teddy
10) Making prank “heavy breathing” phone calls. 9) Sneaking up behind Star Destroyer crew members, covering their eyes, and demanding “Guess who?”. 8) Practicing throwing Palpatine doll down pits. 7) Genealogy. 6) Using the force to learn to juggle. 5) Mortal Kombat 5436. 4) Using mind-reading ability to win at Battleship. 3) Late nights with