- He saved Luke’s life about a bazillion times
- He’s cool
- He helped destroy 3, count em’, 3 Death Stars (Read the books!)
- He eats TIE fighters for breakfast
- He’s cool
- He has that stylish orange flight jump suit
- “Look at the size of that thing!”
- He’s cool
- He can topple an AT-AT in his sleep
- Yes you guessed it, HE’S COOL!
Everything I’ve ever learned, I learned from Star Wars
Never trust men in dark helmets. It really isn’t necessary to be fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. When all else fails….jump! Sometimes, you’ve just gotta do something that seems totally suicidal. If you are a young hero, nothing can kill you. Always check the background of people you want to get intimately